were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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