I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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