The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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