And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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