He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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