how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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