she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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