Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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