I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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