I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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