there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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