awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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