i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We have started to decorate penises.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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