If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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