do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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