Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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