This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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