Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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