i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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