I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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