he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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