Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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