oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You need a sexual gate keeper
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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