If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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