don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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