I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
God, I missed his penis.
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