She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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