I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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