Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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