why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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