i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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