Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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