He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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