Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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