he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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