She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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