cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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