I'm going to jail i love you
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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