He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have feelings that need drinking.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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