u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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