he shaved USA in his pubs
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I wear drunk well.
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