Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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