He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
