i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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