Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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