someone threw a dead crab at me
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
