one two three fourrrrnication!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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