I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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