doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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