on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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