But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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