I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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