But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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